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My wife wanted me to spend a weekend with her and her daughter in Atlanta recently, and wisely dangled a fossil day in front of me as a proverbial carrot to get me to buy in. We arrived at the airport behind schedule due to weather delays, and many people were camped out on the floor for the night waiting for cars. I wanted an econobox, but not wanting to see my lovely wife spend the night on the floor of the airport, I had to abandon my niggardly instincts, crack my wallet, and swing a deal on the only car they had left, a swanky Mercedes AMG C63.

Little did they know that the star of their rental fleet would be my throaty, 6.3 liter, $70K offroad fossil chariot for the weekend! It must have been quite a sight to see the progressively filthier driver crawl out of this thing, gas up, and head back into the mud.

I won't go into much detail on locality specifics out of respect for my offsite guide, and the fact that he secured private land access to a couple of the sites, which I don't want to jeopardize...so if you recognize the sites, I ask you not to name them here. Thanks for understanding. But I will say that they were all within driving distance of Atlanta....that is if you are willing to stay awake 42 hours straight as I did and zigzag 800 miles in the process...

So I dropped off my wife with her daughter around 2 a.m., slugged my first 5 Hour Energy, and was on my way....and this car frequently beeped its "driver attentiveness alarm"...something I believe patterns and monitors eye movement to keep the driver from nodding off. More 5 Hour Energy, please!

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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The first site gave up a few Hardouinia echinoids, Upper Cretaceous. I focused on multi specimen matrix chunks.

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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More Hardouinia

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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Moving on, I later secured a decent Placenticeras ammonite

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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Fossil hunting from a Mercedes somehow just doesn't seem right, where do you put the mud?-----Tom

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Way up yonder, I ran into a few Paleocene Hercoglossa nautiloids...

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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I stopped at 3, shipped them home from the post office, and moved on....

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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Next it was time for a few Eocene shark, ray, and fish teeth along with a cool reptile vert and other goodies. Too muddy to be taking photos very often.

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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After a country drive, I found myself back in the Hardouinia echinoids.....I found one more egg sized specimen, a little cracked up but diagnostic. I enjoyed the views of driving through the backroads of the deep south, but my ride for the day wouldn't slow down for many pictures.....

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

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Fossil hunting from a Mercedes somehow just doesn't seem right, where do you put the mud?-----Tom

Funny you should ask, Tom! Not wanting disrespect a nice car <READ: Pay a cleaning fee>, I sat on a floor mat while driving. A hard rain when I was done knocked off the dust to my satisfaction, relegating my cleaning detail to $1.00 in change to vacuum before turning it in.

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

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Bwahaha! Get any nice "custom limb pinstriping"?

Awesome finds!

~Charlie~

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The trip was ludicrously more productive than these pics show. No time for pics in the field.

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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Hey Dan, man, hauling rocks around in a new Mercedes is just too cool.

Your adventures are off the scale. Mighty impressive finds too.

Regards, Chris

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Richard - I plan to give you one.

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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Great trip report! Sounds like you had a ball.

Your Mercedes adventure reminds me of a story.

About 15 years ago I worked for a Motorola Radio Dealer. I installed radios in vehicles of all kinds. There was this one farmer who would buy a NEW Mercedes (the big one) every year. He'd bring it our shop & we'd install his radio that was removed from his "old" Mercedes.

The leather back seat would have several shovels & other digging implements--- and lots of mud. The driver side floorboards would be covered in mud. Brake pedal, gas pedal, etc--- covered in mud. Dashboard & front passenger side relatively clean.

I guess if you "got it" may as well flaunt it!

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Looks like it was a fun trip! Your hard work paid off again on those Ammos. :)

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funniest part... both my cars are turds!

Great trip report! Sounds like you had a ball.

Your Mercedes adventure reminds me of a story.

About 15 years ago I worked for a Motorola Radio Dealer. I installed radios in vehicles of all kinds. There was this one farmer who would buy a NEW Mercedes (the big one) every year. He'd bring it our shop & we'd install his radio that was removed from his "old" Mercedes.

The leather back seat would have several shovels & other digging implements--- and lots of mud. The driver side floorboards would be covered in mud. Brake pedal, gas pedal, etc--- covered in mud. Dashboard & front passenger side relatively clean.

I guess if you "got it" may as well flaunt it!

Grüße,

Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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Fossickin' in style! Great finds as always...you mentioned reptile vert?

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Great report Dan!

Thanks for posting it.

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Fossickin' in style! Great finds as always...you mentioned reptile vert?

Yes......as I said, pics are backlogged. Vocational, fatherly and husbandly duties prevail when not in the field.

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Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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A fossiling Illead; Good stuff, Dr. Dan!

...Get any nice "custom limb pinstriping"?

We call them "Pennsylvania Racing Stripes" in my family. :)

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>Paleontology is an evolving science.

>May your wonders never cease!

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