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So I'm out in SoCal prospecting for fossils after work each night, and last night I looked at a beach cliff south of Torrey Pines State Park. It was an odd collecting experience. First of all, when I got there there were people hang gliding over the cliff catching thermals and hovering mid air for 30-45 minutes at a time - pretty cool actually. Then the cliff was breathtakingly huge. It may have been 500-600 feet of nearly vertical relief. It was a bit of a workout going down then back up the stairs, the most climbing I've ever done while fossil hunting. I worked the base of the cliff looking for stuff and turned up a few gastropods. Now here is where things got interesting....I walked the waterline on the way back and realized it was a nude beach! There was an attractive blonde lady about 30 doing calisthenics about 30 feet in front of me who was not in the least bit shy about her God-given attributes - any of them. After pulling my eyes off of all this I decided it was time to attack the stairs and just get the heck out of this place, but I thought about telling her that her shoe was untied, and maybe inviting her fossil collecting......only in Cali!

Grüße,

Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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And here I thought the Peace River was the best possible hunting experience available. Your story has inspired me. :D

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So I'm out in SoCal prospecting for fossils after work each night, and last night I looked at a beach cliff south of Torrey Pines State Park. It was an odd collecting experience. First of all, when I got there there were people hang gliding over the cliff catching thermals and hovering mid air for 30-45 minutes at a time - pretty cool actually. Then the cliff was breathtakingly huge. It may have been 500-600 feet of nearly vertical relief. It was a bit of a workout going down then back up the stairs, the most climbing I've ever done while fossil hunting. I worked the base of the cliff looking for stuff and turned up a few gastropods. Now here is where things got interesting....I walked the waterline on the way back and realized it was a nude beach! There was an attractive blonde lady about 30 doing calisthenics about 30 feet in front of me who was not in the least bit shy about her God-given attributes - any of them. After pulling my eyes off of all this I decided it was time to attack the stairs and just get the heck out of this place, but I thought about telling her that her shoe was untied, and maybe inviting her fossil collecting......only in Cali!

Fossil collecting DOES pay dividends!!!

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Another highly qualified associate...

"There has been an alarming increase in the number of things I know nothing about." - Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant

“Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.” - Thomas Henry Huxley

>Paleontology is an evolving science.

>May your wonders never cease!

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:D

I'm guessing I won't have the same experience in Pennsylvania this weekend.

Only if you count camouflage and rifles to be part of the normal accouterments. ;)

-Dave

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Geologists on the whole are inconsistent drivers. When a roadcut presents itself, they tend to lurch and weave. To them, the roadcut is a portal, a fragment of a regional story, a proscenium arch that leads their imaginations into the earth and through the surrounding terrain. - John McPhee

If I'm going to drive safely, I can't do geology. - John McPhee

Check out my Blog for more fossils I've found: http://viewsofthemahantango.blogspot.com/

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You never know what you will find while fossil hunting. It looks like anything is possible.

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Do I hear "Fossil Forum Field Trip"!!!!

I think that I was at that same beach a few years back. I'll go!!!!!!!!! :P:P:PB)B)B):D

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It's my bone!!!

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One problem.......not many fossils......

Grüße,

Daniel A. Wöhr aus Südtexas

"To the motivated go the spoils."

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LOL! That would be 'Black's Beach'. Favorite hangout for the UCSD kids. :-)

~Mike

All your fossils are belong to us

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Is that a baculite in your pocket?

For one species to mourn the death of another is a new thing under the sun.
-Aldo Leopold
 

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ok, wait, dan. you failed to keep your attention focused on the ground at your feet, AND you met a local and didn't ask where the good fossil hunting could be found? you are so losing your focus in midlife. johnj, is this your fault somehow?

i bet the woman was dancing around in pain from stepping on piles of shark teeth, and you didn't go over and check. sheesh.

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:faint:

you should have told her you were hunting fossil wood, and then asked her if she'd like to see some! :P

:faint:

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Just goes to show that there are some things you don't have to wait to be fossilised before you can appreciate them!

Be true to the reality you create.

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